Since my friends already know me as the king of trashy reality shows, I figured I might as well write a blurb or two about “I Love New York“, a reality show playing Monday evenings on VH1. For those of you not familiar with the Flavor of Love, basically the premise of this show revolves around “New York” aka Tiffany Pollard and her attempts at finding true love. Having already been the loser (not once, but twice) on both seasons of the Flavor of Love, VH1 decided to set her up in hew own pimp palace with 20 men vying for her affection. Here’s a little peak at the cast:
Since only one episode has aired to date, there isn’t much to blog about. The first episode was the basic introduction-hello-nice-to-meet-and-greet for New York and her suitors. We get a glimpse at potential rivalries emerging between Tiffany’s mom aka Sister Patterson and “Chance“, as well as between “Chance” and “Mr. Boston“. I’m not sure where the VH1 casting crew finds these guys, but there are some seriously hilarious cats in the bunch. To keep up with the latest and greatest, don’t forget to hit up VH1′s Celebreality, the unofficial blog of I Love New York, and see what the fans are saying at the TelevisionWithoutPity forums.
And if you get addicted (like I am), don’t blame me like others already have.
Popularity: 37% [?]
Tagged: celebrity, flavor-of-love, i-love-new-york, new-york, reality, reality_show, tiffany_pollard, vh1.
I normally never post twice in a single day, but this MTV reality show is so hilarious, I just had to blog about it. Basically, it’s about the life of Rob Dyrdek, a professional skateboarder, his trusty 6’6″, 400+ lb. bodyguard, Christopher Boykins, aka “Big Black”, and their bulldog “Meaty”.
Even though the season finale was last Thursday, remember now, this is MTV. That means you can watch the replays for at least another 6-9 months.
Just to give you an idea of how hilarious these episodes are… in the season finale, Big Black puts the “ham” aka his bare @$$ on Rob’s sleeping cousin’s head. In the process of doing so, Rob catches a glimpse of something stuck between Big Black’s @$$ cheeks. Big Black explains it’s his “manpon” that he needs because the previous night he had gorged some 40 buffalo wings.
His man-what?
“Manpon”
Having never heard the term, I figured I’d hit up my favorite website, and this is what they had to say:
Manpon
cool, soothing, moist, absorbent towelette that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
Apparently, as Big Black put it, he had the case of “mudd butt” and needed a folded piece of tissue placed in his underwear in the case of a “shart” – an unexpected surprise when you laugh or fart.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear I couldn’t stop laughing for 15 minutes.
In any case, check out a few of their previews on youtube and make sure to catch their replays on MTV!
Popularity: 18% [?]
Tagged: bodyguard, boykins, christopher, dyrdek, meaty, mtv, reality, rob, rob-and-big, show, skateboard.
