Rob and Big
I normally never post twice in a single day, but this MTV reality show is so hilarious, I just had to blog about it. Basically, it’s about the life of Rob Dyrdek, a professional skateboarder, his trusty 6′6″, 400+ lb. bodyguard, Christopher Boykins, aka “Big Black”, and their bulldog “Meaty”.
Even though the season finale was last Thursday, remember now, this is MTV. That means you can watch the replays for at least another 6-9 months.
Just to give you an idea of how hilarious these episodes are… in the season finale, Big Black puts the “ham” aka his bare @$$ on Rob’s sleeping cousin’s head. In the process of doing so, Rob catches a glimpse of something stuck between Big Black’s @$$ cheeks. Big Black explains it’s his “manpon” that he needs because the previous night he had gorged some 40 buffalo wings.
His man-what?
“Manpon”
Having never heard the term, I figured I’d hit up my favorite website, and this is what they had to say:
Manpon
cool, soothing, moist, absorbent towelette that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
Apparently, as Big Black put it, he had the case of “mudd butt” and needed a folded piece of tissue placed in his underwear in the case of a “shart” - an unexpected surprise when you laugh or fart.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear I couldn’t stop laughing for 15 minutes.
In any case, check out a few of their previews on youtube and make sure to catch their replays on MTV!
