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	<description>Everything you&#039;ve ever thought, but never had the balls to say.</description>
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		<title>Un-f&#8217;in-breakable.</title>
		<link>http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/2007/08/04/un-fin-breakable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2007 13:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryankanno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I saw this live, all I could do was cringe. Talk about lucky. Yikes!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I saw this live, all I could do was cringe.  <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedition/la-sp-xside5aug05,1,4252133.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-sports">Talk about lucky</a>.</p>
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<h2>Yikes!</h2>
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		<title>How to tie your tie (like a Merovingian).</title>
		<link>http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/2007/03/30/how-to-tie-your-tie-like-a-merovingian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryankanno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update (7/6/2009): Check the comments as Scott has provided an excellent link to a breakdown of the Merovingian&#8217;s various ties from the Matrix series! I&#8217;ve always wondered how the Merovingian in the Matrix tied his tie. It&#8217;s bothered me for years&#8230; I guess it&#8217;s that attention to detail that keeps me up coding at 2am [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Update (7/6/2009):</h3>
<p>Check the comments as Scott has provided an <a href="http://xirdal.lmu.de/cgi-bin/blosxom.cgi/2008/06/13">excellent link</a> to a breakdown of the Merovingian&#8217;s various ties from the Matrix series!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve always wondered how the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merovingian_(The_Matrix)">Merovingian</a> in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Matrix_%28series%29">Matrix</a> tied his tie.  It&#8217;s bothered me for years&#8230; I guess it&#8217;s that attention to detail that keeps me up coding at 2am in the morning. <img src='http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And then (as if through divine intervention) I was sent this video link on <a href="http://www.youtube.com">youtube</a>&#8230;</p>
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<h2 style="margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em;">Yes, I know&#8230; I&#8217;m a nerd. (But you still love me)</h2>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong>  As Rudy commented, in the Matrix, the tie is actually &#8216;backwards&#8217;.  Apparently, there are nerdier people out there than me because I totally forgot about that detail. <img src='http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<h2 style="margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em;">Thanks Rudy!</h2>
<p>In any case, a link was conveniently provided&#8230; (<em>though, personally, I still like the other video</em>.)</p>
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		<title>Conspiracy theories?</title>
		<link>http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/2007/01/01/conspiracy-theories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryankanno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Another one bites the dust&#8221; Caution: If watching death (aka Saddam&#8217;s hanging) isn&#8217;t your thing, then don&#8217;t peruse the video. Being a man of science, I&#8217;m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but as I watched the video, I began to seriously contemplate how we, as an audience, even know that&#8217;s Saddam in the gallows? [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;<strong>Another one bites the dust</strong>&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>Caution:</strong> If watching death (aka Saddam&#8217;s hanging) isn&#8217;t your thing, then don&#8217;t peruse the video.</p>
<p>Being a man of science, I&#8217;m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but as I watched the video, I began to seriously contemplate how we, as an audience, even know that&#8217;s Saddam in the gallows?  After all, there&#8217;s been numerous <a href="http://www.samsloan.com/saddams.htm">documented stories</a> about his doubles.  </p>
<p>Not to mention, how in the world, in such a purportedly &#8220;secret&#8221; event, did the Iraqi government allow an observer of the execution to bust out a cell phone and record the entire execution on video?  This entire event seemed so staged that it comes across as being very surreal.  I guess time will only tell the profound effect these events will have on the future of the Middle East.   </p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m scarred for life&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blog.localkinegrinds.com/2006/12/01/im-scarred-for-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryankanno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s official, I&#8217;m scarred for life. Thanks Bill. They say you can tell a lot about a person by their inbox. After coming home from a hard day&#8217;s work, I turn on my computer, open up my emails and what do I find? Britney spread eagle; here, here, here&#8230; and damn, too many to list. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s official, <strong>I&#8217;m scarred for life</strong>.  </p>
<p><em>Thanks Bill.</em></p>
<p>They say you can tell a lot about a person by their inbox.  After coming home from a hard day&#8217;s work, I turn on my computer, open up my emails and what do I find?</p>
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<li>Britney spread eagle; <a href="http://www.ubrit.com/displayimage.php?album=402&#038;pos=24">here</a>, <a href="http://www.ubrit.com/displayimage.php?album=402&#038;pos=25">here</a>, <a href="http://www.ubrit.com/displayimage.php?album=402&#038;pos=29">here</a>&#8230; and damn, too many to list. (<strong>NSFW</strong> &#8211; To save you some time, check this <a href="http://www.ubrit.com/">link out</a>.)</li>
<li>A &#8220;home video&#8221; of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond">Dustin Diamond</a>, aka Screech.  You can read a <a href="http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/reviews/dvd-review-screeched-216578.php">review</a> about it.  And if you&#8217;re really ballsy, there are tons of clips all over the net, like <a href="http://porntapes.blogspot.com/2006/11/dustin-diamond-aka-screech-porntape.html">here</a>.  </li>
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<p><b>*Disclaimer*</b> &#8211; <em>I am not responsible for <strong>any</strong> repercussions or side effects that result of you clicking on any of the aforementioned links.  Let me repeat, they are <strong><u>n</u>ot <u>s</u>afe <u>f</u>or <u>w</u>ork</strong>.</em></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what Britney is thinking, but first <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Federline">K-Fed</a>, then <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton">Paris</a>, and now this.  I&#8217;m wondering how her publicist is gonna spin this latest episode.  Maybe she just needs some <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diz4QCX4AXg">couch jumping on Oprah</a> to turn her career back around.  And as for Mr. Diamond&#8230; I mean, if you&#8217;re gonna make this type of video, at least (<em>no offense</em>) be <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pamela-Anderson-Tommy-Lee-Uncensored/dp/B00004WMI2">hot like these two</a>.  All I know is that I&#8217;m not sure what I&#8217;ve done to people in this life or my past life, but I really, really need to burn my eyes out.</p>
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