Ryan Kanno: The diary of an Enginerd in Hawaii

When I saw this live, all I could do was cringe. Talk about lucky.

Yikes!

I’ve always wondered how the Merovingian in the Matrix tied his tie. It’s bothered me for years… I guess it’s that attention to detail that keeps me up coding at 2am in the morning.

And then (as if through divine intervention) I was sent this video link on youtube…

Yes, I know… I’m a nerd. (But you still love me)

Update: As Rudy commented, in the Matrix, the tie is actually ‘backwards’. Apparently, there are nerdier people out there than me because I totally forgot about that detail.

Thanks Rudy!

In any case, a link was conveniently provided… (though, personally, I still like the other video.)

“Another one bites the dust”

Caution: If watching death (aka Saddam’s hanging) isn’t your thing, then don’t peruse the video.

Being a man of science, I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist, but as I watched the video, I began to seriously contemplate how we, as an audience, even know that’s Saddam in the gallows? After all, there’s been numerous documented stories about his doubles.

Not to mention, how in the world, in such a purportedly “secret” event, did the Iraqi government allow an observer of the execution to bust out a cell phone and record the entire execution on video? This entire event seemed so staged that it comes across as being very surreal. I guess time will only tell the profound effect these events will have on the future of the Middle East.

It’s official, I’m scarred for life.

Thanks Bill.

They say you can tell a lot about a person by their inbox. After coming home from a hard day’s work, I turn on my computer, open up my emails and what do I find?

1. Britney spread eagle; here, here, here… and damn, too many to list. (NSFW - To save you some time, check this link out.)
2. A “home video” of Dustin Diamond, aka Screech. You can read a review about it. And if you’re really ballsy, there are tons of clips all over the net, like here.

*Disclaimer* - I am not responsible for any repercussions or side effects that result of you clicking on any of the aforementioned links. Let me repeat, they are not safe for work.

I don’t know what Britney is thinking, but first K-Fed, then Paris, and now this. I’m wondering how her publicist is gonna spin this latest episode. Maybe she just needs some couch jumping on Oprah to turn her career back around. And as for Mr. Diamond… I mean, if you’re gonna make this type of video, at least (no offense) be hot like these two. All I know is that I’m not sure what I’ve done to people in this life or my past life, but I really, really need to burn my eyes out.