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Rob and Big

I normally never post twice in a single day, but this MTV reality show is so hilarious, I just had to blog about it. Basically, it’s about the life of Rob Dyrdek, a professional skateboarder, his trusty 6′6″, 400+ lb. bodyguard, Christopher Boykins, aka “Big Black”, and their bulldog “Meaty”.

Rob, Big, & Meaty

Even though the season finale was last Thursday, remember now, this is MTV. That means you can watch the replays for at least another 6-9 months.

Just to give you an idea of how hilarious these episodes are… in the season finale, Big Black puts the “ham” aka his bare @$$ on Rob’s sleeping cousin’s head. In the process of doing so, Rob catches a glimpse of something stuck between Big Black’s @$$ cheeks. Big Black explains it’s his “manpon” that he needs because the previous night he had gorged some 40 buffalo wings.

His man-what?

“Manpon”

Having never heard the term, I figured I’d hit up my favorite website, and this is what they had to say:

Manpon

cool, soothing, moist, absorbent towelette that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

Apparently, as Big Black put it, he had the case of “mudd butt” and needed a folded piece of tissue placed in his underwear in the case of a “shart” - an unexpected surprise when you laugh or fart.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear I couldn’t stop laughing for 15 minutes.

In any case, check out a few of their previews on youtube and make sure to catch their replays on MTV!

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Or as we say here in the islands, Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!

Hopefully, y’all were good little boys and girls and received everything you’ve ever wanted.

And as a special Christmas present to everyone, Gdawg pointed me to this video on youtube.

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Streetfighter… the Later Years…

Ok, for those of you who are Street Fighter fans, check these two clips out below. You’ll just die laughing…

Street Fighter : The Later Years (Part 1)

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Street Fighter : The Later Years (Part 2)

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Danny Tanner…

You know, I just don’t know if I can ever watch Full House again and see Danny Tanner in the same way…

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My name is Borat…

Having watched the hype spread across the Internet, I figured I’d have to experience the top grossing box office movie myself.

After all, I wouldn’t want anyone to be execute.

Not having watched many of Sacha Baron Cohen’s past creations such as Ali G, I didn’t have high expectations for Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

After watching the movie, I must admit, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius. His satirical “mokumentary” draws from all aspects of what makes our country unique… from feminism to gay parade participants to politicians to inner-city youths; his portrayal of a naive foreigner is pure comedy.

Definitely, two thumbs up and a damn sexy-time.

So with that said, I leave you with a hilarious clip I found on youtube,

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