There is nothing more entertaining then hearing a 70+ year old Grandma shout out obscenities as she plays Resistance Fall of Man on the PS3.

I can only hope at that age, I’m still kicking some video game @ss.

I actually thought this Carlos guy was pretty funny on Comedy Central, but after seeing this vid, I think I’ll stick to reruns of Chapelle’s Show. And btw, sorry for the lack of updates.

I’m still mourning the Bear’s defeat…

“Living Pidgin” by Lee Tonouchi is an eclectic array of Tonouchi’s essays, short stories, and poetry – delivered via hilarious short-skits (and I stress hilarious) all centered around the Pidgin language. The play was a little longer than expected – ~2.5 hours in length, but I swear I laughed the entire time. Since I know how locals think, this play is definitely worth every last penny of the $16 admission price (or $12 if you get a Credit Back card). For those of you with children – be warned, some vulgar language makes an appearance or two throughout the play.

I definitely recommend every local (and non-local for that matter) to see it – as it appealed to everyone ranging from 18 to 60+. Most definitely the hardest laugh I’ve had in months. So with that said, this play definitely gets the Kanno seal of approval.

Two thumbs up and a super boocuzlidat good time!

My Box in a Box

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I really have no idea how people lived without the Internet.

Street Fighter : The Later Years (Part 3)

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Even though the season finale was last Thursday, remember now, this is MTV. That means you can watch the replays for at least another 6-9 months.

Just to give you an idea of how hilarious these episodes are… in the season finale, Big Black puts the “ham” aka his bare @$$ on Rob’s sleeping cousin’s head. In the process of doing so, Rob catches a glimpse of something stuck between Big Black’s @$$ cheeks. Big Black explains it’s his “manpon” that he needs because the previous night he had gorged some 40 buffalo wings.

His man-what?

“Manpon”

Having never heard the term, I figured I’d hit up my favorite website, and this is what they had to say:

Manpon

cool, soothing, moist, absorbent towelette that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

Apparently, as Big Black put it, he had the case of “mudd butt” and needed a folded piece of tissue placed in his underwear in the case of a “shart” – an unexpected surprise when you laugh or fart.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. I swear I couldn’t stop laughing for 15 minutes.

In any case, check out a few of their previews on youtube and make sure to catch their replays on MTV!

I’d like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Or as we say here in the islands, Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hau’oli Makahiki Hou!

Hopefully, y’all were good little boys and girls and received everything you’ve ever wanted.

And as a special Christmas present to everyone, Gdawg pointed me to this video on youtube.

Street Fighter : The Later Years (Part 1)

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Street Fighter : The Later Years (Part 2)

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After all, I wouldn’t want anyone to be execute.

Not having watched many of Sacha Baron Cohen‘s past creations such as Ali G, I didn’t have high expectations for Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

After watching the movie, I must admit, Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius. His satirical “mokumentary” draws from all aspects of what makes our country unique… from feminism to gay parade participants to politicians to inner-city youths; his portrayal of a naive foreigner is pure comedy.

Definitely, two thumbs up and a damn sexy-time.

So with that said, I leave you with a hilarious clip I found on youtube,